artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(via baracknobama)


vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

(via baracknobama)



psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

(via humorking)


epic-humor:

bossyfangs:
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it

epic-humor:

bossyfangs:

so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it

(via baracknobama)


slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via echat)


princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via plunged)