cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via greetings)


rosereturns:

Harry attempting to distract himself

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)


popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)


sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

(via jesussbabymomma)



chaseross:

twoandtwentyonebee:

drarna:

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

this is seriously a great post 

(via the-apple-pie-was-worth-it)


listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Clever Clothing Life Hacks Part 1 Here


tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(via parkingstrange)


agirlinahellasweater:

WHAT IS THIS GAME

(via explanationpoint)


crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via johnny-hammersticks)